Lab Jokes

Science + Comedy from the DeWitt Lab

Q: What did the statistician yell when his friend fell out of the fishing boat?
A: MANOVA board! (Courtesy of Christine P., statistics student)

Q: What did the M1 activated microglia say to the injured neuron?
A: You inflame me!

Q: What did the M2 activated microglia say to the M1 activated microglia?
A: Did you go out last night? You look puffy. (Courtesy of Dr. Christal Bowman)